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    A different Boort?!? She must die. See that it's taken care of, 007.

    True story: I sent my sister chocolates for her birthday from Prestat, which is apparently this fancy schmancy chocolate place in London. They boast about their gorgeous packaging. So anyway, I bought her three things and they went in a shiny, pretty gift bag, but when the delivery guy got there she wasn't home, so he took the chocolates OUT of the gift bag and posted them through the mail slot one at a time, then FOLDED UP THE GIFT BAG and posted it through too.

    I just sent my sister an email to say I think this was the delivery guy:

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    It's my sister's birthday on Thursday. If you run into her in London, tell her hi. I know your vision isn't great, and she doesn't look much like me, so you may have to just inquire of women you run into. I'd tell you her name, but that would be a serious breach of privacy, so maybe if you just ask for Boort's sister. She doesn't know about the whole Boort thing of course, but if you explain, I'm sure she'll be on board with the whole nickname. So just to recap, could you please stand on various public streetcorners soliciting random passersby by saying "Boort's sister? Boort's sister? Are you Boort's sister?" and could you have someone tape it and put it on You Tube. Flowers would be nice too. I'm not saying you have to buy her flowers, I'm just saying, you know... it would be the gentlemanly thing to do.

    Boort xxoo
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    It's Hurley!

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    also, not sure why it turned out that way, but i'm drunk, so what do you expect?
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    as promised: <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

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  7. yay

  8. : p
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