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    Talking Australia is pivotal to the End Times because...

    This is a companion to a thread I created at Hedville to poke good-natured fun at Lost Boy Jack (a.k.a. Paul), called

    New Zealand is pivotal to the End Times because...

    http://www.dinasaurhedcult.com/forum...-Times-because...


    Here, post pithy predictions about why the other extreme of the Antipodes, home of Cloggy, booradley, Jason Maher, BlueEagleIslander (bleag) and other current and past Lostpedians holding Australian citizenship, will be important when the proverbial feces hits the fan.

    I'll start it off...



    Australia is pivotal to the End Times because...


    ...it's using Chinese money to recruit Texans to relocate and work in the oil, gas, and mineral industry in the hot, dusty, interior.


    These heat-hardened Texans will be the remnant to repopulate the earth after Armageddon.






    Why Australia is Looking for a Few Good Workers


    By Jason Margolis ⋅ May 22, 2012

    http://www.theworld.org/2012/05/why-...-good-workers/
    Last edited by Gilliganista!; 05-23-2012 at 04:33 AM.

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    Because we'll need fredcar's organs to help make everyone whole.

    Because even the end times need Mel Gibson's raving, batshit, antisemetic rants.

    (am I doing this right?)
    Thanks, Barney!


    Thanks, LC!

    Bet you didn’t see that one coming. Chuck Norris can bite me.

    AD <3 LoRab <3 AD

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoRab View Post
    Because we'll need fredcar's organs to help make everyone whole.

    Because even the end times need Mel Gibson's raving, batshit, antisemetic rants.

    (am I doing this right?)
    Yes!

    Australia is pivotal to the End Times because...

    ...the End Times will need a lot of "Figjam!"







    http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html

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